What is a cow's favorite candy bar?
A: Jersey Milk.

What do you get when you cross ducks and cows?
A: Milk and Quackers.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an earthquake?
A: A milkshake.

What do you call a cow that cuts the grass?
A: A lawn moo-er.

Where do cows go for music lessons?
A: To the moo-sician.

Why do cows wear bells?
A: Their horns don't work.

How do cows add?
A: A cow-culator.

What do cows keep in the bank?
A: Moo-la.

Where do baby cows have lunch?
A: At the calf-a-teria.

What did the cow say to the other cow in the field?
A: Moo-ve over.

Where do cows go for dinner?
A: A cow-fe.

What do cows like to do?
A: Go to the moo-vies.

What do cows like to do on a Sunday?
A: Go to the moo-seum.

What do you call a cow on a scale?
A: A milky weigh.

What does a cow do with extra milk?
A: Give it to udder people.

What gives milk, goes "moo, moo" and makes all of your
dreams come true?
           A: Your Dairy godmother.

If two cows could help each other, what would that be?
A: Cow-operation.

What was the first animal in space?
A: The cow that jumped over the moon.

What kind of milk do you get with an invisible cow?
A: Evaporated milk.

Knock, knock - Who's there?
Milk - Milk who?
Milk the cow.